Never Wanted That
Get out of my dreams!

Dear Colin,

Please get the heck out of my dreams. Last night’s one was upsetting and even though I’m now awake and know it was just a dream, it still hurts.

Not only that, but you got my best friend caught up in it. She would never have an affair with you, so if you could kindly please not let my subconscious think otherwise, I would be grateful.

Regards,

The wife you abandoned for another woman.

I woke up today at about 12:30pm. I checked my phone and there sat a text from Colin. The content?

He’s having twins.

My initial reactions:

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The world is laughing at me

This made everything feel so much more real:

He’s having twins with her.

You have got to be kidding me??